For the ladies at FB, an excerpt from The Game Plan

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An Excerpt from The Game Plan

“I’m going to say this as nicely as I possibly can,” Tinkerbelle said as he caught a whiff of a vile odor that was vaguely familiar. “If you even think about calling me Tinkerbelle or say anything even remotely annoying right now that I will kill you!”

“I see,” he murmured absently as he took in the scene and in less than thirty seconds he realized that his cousin had seriously fucked up.

Bradfords didn’t normally throw away food. It just wasn’t in their DNA to waste food even if it was past its expiration date and growing penicillin. They simply scraped the fungus off, covered it in ketchup and savored it. They didn’t believe in wasting food, none of them did, but since Trevor had fallen in love with Zoe and married her……

Well, they’d made an exception to that rule since none of them had the balls to tell Zoe that her cooking sucked, especially the bastard that married her. Most nights Trevor was able to force himself to eat what his wife cooked, but some nights like the other night, the man couldn’t force himself to do the impossible. When those nights came, Trevor took the coward’s way out and found a way to throw the leftovers out without Zoe finding out.

Since he couldn’t throw the food away at his house and take the chance of his wife finding out, Trevor usually brought the waste to one of his apartment houses and dumped it in one of their cousin’s trash bags, which was no doubt why Trevor had been here today. The only problem it seemed was that Trevor had royally fucked up tonight and placed the trash bags filled with toxic waste in Tinkerbelle’s barrels.

The weird, oddly discolored slime covered her from head to toe, the ground that she was struggling to get off, her trash barrels and the trash that had spilled out from the bag. He’d seen a lot of things in the Marines, but this was easily the grossest fucking thing that he’d ever come across. It was also probably one of the most embarrassing moments for little Tinkerbelle, he realized with a reluctant sigh as he reached into his back pocket and pulled out his phone.

“What are you doing?” Tinkerbelle nervously demanded as she suddenly stopped trying to find a way to get out of the slimy mess to watch his every move.

“My duty,” he explained with a heavy sigh as he opened the camera app and did what was expected of him.

You son of a bitch!” Tinkerbelle screamed as she lunged for him, slipped and landed right smack dab in a large puddle of goo.

“Say it with a smile,” he said, chuckling when she looked up. Well, tried to at least, but with all that goo weighing her hair down in front of her face it was kind of difficult.

 

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22 Responses to “For the ladies at FB, an excerpt from The Game Plan”

  1. Deb MacArthur says:

    oh my god.. GREAT TEASE!! I hope this will be out before the end of the year!! Can’t wait for the next Bradford to meet his fate!

  2. Denise Navone says:

    i can see we’re in store for big laughs, and so typical Bradford looking forward to it. Even if my heart will alway belong to a Pyte. I still enjoy a good laugh.

  3. Molly says:

    Oh I just love you! I have searched high and low for an author with similar style and hunny you are in a league of your own. Can’t wait for this to come out NFH has become one of my all time favorites!

  4. Christien Burnett says:

    I cannot wait for to read this. I have been waiting for what seems like forever to read another Neighbor from Hell story. They are hands down, my favorite series ever.

  5. Shivani Rajput says:

    OMGGG can’t wait for dis book now… Poor Tinkerbell… And I love Trevor. Big guy scared lol Zoe is so cute. I love Bradfords

  6. Amy G says:

    My birthday is in December. If this book could be released by then it would be the BEST GIFT EVER. 🙂

    I love your books! They always make me smile, and I often find myself laughing out loud. Thank you for sharing your talent!!! Best wishes!

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