“I don’t want to watch that!” Jessica said, tightening her chokehold on Mathew as their brother did his best to keep the remote out of her reach.
“Too bad, so sad, I was here first!” Mathew said as though that meant anything in this family.
“Yeah, too bad,” Jonathan said, plucking the remote out of Mathew’s hand only to glare at Sebastian as he stole the remote and tossed it to Mikey, who caught the remote, swallowed nervously and quickly tossed the remote back to Jonathan.
“She’s the guest,” Sebastian said, gesturing to Mikey only to have his brothers and sister roll their eyes.
“She’s not a guest,” Jessica argued as Mathew said, “She practically lives here.”